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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

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