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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

Bob Hope

I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

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