When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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