Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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