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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.

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