The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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