There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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