If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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