Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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