I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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