If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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