When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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