Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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