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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE

One Should Taxes Travel Years
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPE

Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE

Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

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