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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Bob Hope

I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE

Days Line One These Watches
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPE

Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Night Suffering
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPE

Frozen Guy People
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE

Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

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