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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

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