Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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