People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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