I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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