It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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