Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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