That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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