I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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