Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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