The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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