I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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