Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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