And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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