Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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