Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEGolf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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