It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEGolf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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