There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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