Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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