A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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