Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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