A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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