I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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