All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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