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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Bob Hope

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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