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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain

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