Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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