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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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