I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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