One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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