The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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