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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

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