Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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