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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

Bob Hope

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Division Fame Golf
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving

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