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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

Bob Hope

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

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