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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

Bob Hope

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

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