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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

Bob Hope

I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable

Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.

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