A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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