I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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