I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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