America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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