Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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