England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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