Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
BILLY CONNOLLYI decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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He even jeopardized his pledge to preserve women’s rights under Roe v. Wade in order to get a health care bill written by the corporate lapdog Max Baucus and the gang of revolving door mercenaries he hired to write a bill friendly to industry.
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There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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I’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I’m where I belong.
BILLY CONNOLLYI’ve always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I’m where I belong.
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
BILLY CONNOLLYMy parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
BILLY CONNOLLYI don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
BILLY CONNOLLYScotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
BILLY CONNOLLYI’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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