There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
BILLY CONNOLLYI just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Don’t work out, work in.
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it’s easy – you simply look under the kilt, and if it’s a quarter-pounder, you know it’s a McDonald’s.
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I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone.
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I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, “Did you fall?” He said, “No, I’m tryin’ to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.”
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I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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I’m a huge film star… but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f–ing minutes. I’m the only guy I know who died in a f–ing Muppet movie.
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The more you know the less the better.
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Wisdom isn’t an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn’t an answer. It’s a question.
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
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There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
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