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Bill Maher

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Easy Hairs Herself Home Sex Woman World
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Himself Missing Money Negotiation Yourself
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time

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