In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERDenying racism is the new racism.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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