Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
BILL MAHERDenying racism is the new racism.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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