Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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