Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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