When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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