Denying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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