The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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