Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHEREverything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHERThe Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERDid you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
BILL MAHERThe problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
BILL MAHERThe church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
BILL MAHERWomen cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
BILL MAHERYou want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
BILL MAHERHollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
BILL MAHERThe younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
BILL MAHERAtheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHERTrusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
BILL MAHERI do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
BILL MAHERThe idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHER