The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYA grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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