I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYA word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYThose who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
BILL COSBYLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBY