I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYThe worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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