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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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