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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY

Home Loss Myself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
BILL COSBY

Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself

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