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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself

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