The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBYThe worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Only stupid one’s.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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