Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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