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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.

Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

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