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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.

Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBY

Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBY

Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBY

Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBY

Death Himself See Voice Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
BILL COSBY

Authority Power Trust Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBY

Different Man Woman
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY

Home Loss Myself

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