Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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