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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

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