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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBY

Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

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