The serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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