Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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