Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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