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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

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