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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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