That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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