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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

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