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BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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