Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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