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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

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