Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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