Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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