Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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