Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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