It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYAdvertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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