I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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