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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman

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