I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Only stupid one’s.
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