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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself

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