And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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