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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk

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