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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

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