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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself

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