black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBY

Art God Hairs One Liner
Only stupid one’s.
BILL COSBY

One Liner Stupidity
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBY

Alone Food Live Man
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBY

Black Grow Up Myself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBY

Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBY

Children Home Human
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBY

Carry Children End Funny Name
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBY

Father Funny Love Present
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBY

Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBY

Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
BILL COSBY

Carry Weapon Yourself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBY

Children God
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBY

Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBY

Failure Myself Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBY

Deep Rise See Sun

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bill Cosby Quotes