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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

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