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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

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