All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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