black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBY

Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Only stupid one’s.
BILL COSBY

One Liner Stupidity
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBY

Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBY

Challenge Violence
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY

Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBY

Black Grow Up Myself
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
BILL COSBY

Children God
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBY

Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY

Dream Future Inspirational Past
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBY

Intellectual Nature People
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBY

Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBY

Children Home Human
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBY

Carry Children End Funny Name
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBY

Lips Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBY

Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bill Cosby Quotes