I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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