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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

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