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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World

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