And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
BILL COSBYThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYAdvertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYViolence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
BILL COSBYYou are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
BILL COSBYWomen don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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