Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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