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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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