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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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