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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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