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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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