Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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