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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

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