Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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