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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself

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