It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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