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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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