I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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