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Gray hair is gods graffiti.

Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget

Gray hair is gods graffiti.

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