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Gray hair is gods graffiti.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself

Gray hair is gods graffiti.

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