Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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