Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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