A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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