Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Only stupid one’s.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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