I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Only stupid one’s.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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