Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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