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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.

Bill Cosby

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.

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