Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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