Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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