That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYThrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYAll Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYAdvertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYOnly stupid one’s.
BILL COSBYGray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYThe heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBY