Only stupid one’s.
BILL COSBYFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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