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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic

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