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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People

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