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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People

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