Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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