You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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