Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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