Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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