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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right

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