I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYWhen those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYNever trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYConservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
ANDY ROONEYHappiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
ANDY ROONEYWe need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEY