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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.

Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy

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