In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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