Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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