Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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