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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Andy Rooney

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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