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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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