I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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