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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Andy Rooney

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
ANDY ROONEY

Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents

I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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