One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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