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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Andy Rooney

Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Confusion Heading Party Register
I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Act Friendship Learning Life Myself Requirement Serious
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word

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