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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

Andy Rooney

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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End Live People Remember Teacher
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious

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