Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
AMBROSE BIERCEDivorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe covers of this book are too far apart.
AMBROSE BIERCEDawn: When men of reason go to bed.
AMBROSE BIERCETo the eye of failure success is an accident.
AMBROSE BIERCERUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
AMBROSE BIERCEYou don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
AMBROSE BIERCELAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
AMBROSE BIERCEPrescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
AMBROSE BIERCEMIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
AMBROSE BIERCEAge, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
AMBROSE BIERCEA person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
AMBROSE BIERCEI think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
AMBROSE BIERCEFuture. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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