Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCEOptimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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