Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
AMBROSE BIERCEOptimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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