The covers of this book are too far apart.
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More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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