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Ambrose Bierce Quote - The covers of this book are too far apart.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Final Funny Rich
Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Brain Fear Idiot One Liner
He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Alarm Difficult Himself Thinking
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Avoid People Selfish
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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Machine Technology Transformation
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Community Marriage Master Mistress Slave
ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Concession Demand Resort
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Body Man Ocean World
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Electricity Natural Reason
Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Business Cheating Complete Steal Success
Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Box Defend Democracy Stage
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Disguised Patience Virtue
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Affair Assurance Future Happiness Prosperity Time
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Coward Emergency Himself Legs Thinking
Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Company Interior Laughter Noise
Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Conscience Destitution Forget Gift God

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