Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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