Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
AMBROSE BIERCEPITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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