It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
ALAN KINGI always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
More Alan King Quotes
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party.
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As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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