For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
ALAN KINGI always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
More Alan King Quotes
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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