You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
ALAN KINGIf you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
More Alan King Quotes
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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