We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
ALAN KINGYou know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
More Alan King Quotes
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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I was a high school throw-out.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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