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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.

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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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