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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.

Alan King

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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Grub Hypochondriac Miser Money Worrywart
But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Fun heavy Love More Movie Much
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Eat Every Holiday Jewish Kill Summer Try Won
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Audience Big Comedy Identity Thing Think
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
The other day my house caught fire.
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Caught Day Fire House Other
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Always Birthday Joke Me Such Time
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Ate Clean Good House Kept Mother
Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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Humor Jew Joke Objectivity Only Refer Speak Stage Unfunny
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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Bigotry Father First Oppression Read Talk Think Time
I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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Being Bird Come Early Gonna Mind Sixty-five Special Tell
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Funny Holocaust Joke Make Occur People Way
Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
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Bank Banker Chain Come Down Friend Image New Pen
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Any Believe More Nobody Trust

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