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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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Dictator Full Life Little Run Try World
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
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Audience Big Comedy Identity Thing Think
I was a high school throw-out.
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High Out School Throw
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Always Dinner First Morning Plan Thing
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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Comedy Create Nothing Reflection
We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Ability Behave Fun Make Society Watch
The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Ability Absorb Book Else Exactly Make Someone Stage Story Word
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Bed Eat Favorite Out Saturday Spend Sport Television Watch Way
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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Amazing Away Call Comedy Get Hard Laugh Once Turn
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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Egg Except Food Life Only Pleasure Salami Second Sex
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
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Eat Every Holiday Jewish Kill Summer Try Won
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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Difficult Face Funny Go Let Offend Worry
The other day my house caught fire.
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Caught Day Fire House Other
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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Go Kitchen Mother never Other Pot Room Saw

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