If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAThe very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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