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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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