I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAThe very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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