. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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