I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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