When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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