Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I get depressed at airports.
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