The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I get depressed at airports.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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