Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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