Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
ADAM CAROLLAYou have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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