Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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